Rule #1: you must close your bedroom door, or she’ll eat your treasures.

Rule #2: the first time you leave the house, you can only leave for 3 minutes. The second time, for 6 minutes. After that, you can leave for a half an hour

Rule #3: when you give your puppy water, you have to put your shoes on while they’re drinking the water so you can take them right out to pee after they’re done, or they’ll piddle in your room.

Rule #4: when you have a puppy you can no longer take naps. Okay, maybe 12 minutes, maybe 13 minutes, but never an hour.

Rule #5: oh, and if they do piddle your room, you have to sprinkle the stuff on it so they don’t do it again in the same spot.


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